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Fez
Sun, Apr. 20th, 2008 10:54 pm

OOC: Follows Part One and Part Two

Fez was so nervous, his hand was shaking as he knocked on Jackie's hotel room door. "Jackie! Jackie! Hyde sent me to go get you!" He was still biting his lip to keep from telling the secret when she finally opened the door.

"What is it, Fez?" Jackie frowned at him. He was looking weirder than normal. "Look, Fez, if Steven sent you here so I would go with him to some lameass strip club, you can tell him no, unless he goes to Chippendales with me."

Shaking his head, Fez fiddled nervously with his hands. "No strip club. At least, not that anyone told Fez. No, Hyde said..." He had to think about it a minute. "Hyde said to put on your nice dress and come with me. There are some... oh, yes, important people he wants you to meet."

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Fez
Fri, Dec. 7th, 2007 08:32 am

And Kelso

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And for all you foxes who want to return the favor, you will find me wearing this:

Mistletoe Belt Buckle

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Fez
Thu, Nov. 29th, 2007 08:13 am

The Fez That Refreshes.

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Fez
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 11:07 pm

181 - Describe your perfect day.

The day begins early in the morning. It is not general knowledge, but Fez has been known to do some calisthenics right after waking up, so as to begin the day properly. Mostly, this is so Fez maintains the foxy figure that drives the ladies mad. Do you really think it is easy wearing pants this tight? I'd like to see someone with a big fat or tiny skinny ass get into these Vidal Sassoons.

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Fez
Thu, May. 31st, 2007 10:30 pm

180 - If you could completely start your life over from scratch, what would you do differently the second time around (if anything)? Why?

I would have been born in America, of course.

There is no place in the world like America, and there was no prouder or happier moment in my entire life than when I at last got my green card and was allowed to remain in the country.

(All right, yes, there was one. When I at last lost my virginity to Nina. But the second happiest moment of my life was when I got my green card.)

America is known as the Land of Opportunity, and it is the truth. Nowhere else in the world could a young man like myself not only find the friends I have been so lucky as to find, but have the life I have. I could not have gone to a fine school such as Point Place High School, where there are chairs and ceilings and books and a cafeteria menu that does not (at least on the menu) include any sorts of insects. I could not have gotten a job at a place like the Department of Motor Vehicles, where I am able to exercise great power and mastery over people, many of whom were my tormentors in high school.

I would never have been arrested in two countries. I would never have drank beer directly from the tap of a keg. I would never have seen the magazines and movies I have seen.

I would never have bedded as wonderful a woman as Nina, and I certainly would never have met anyone like Caroline.

If not for America, there would be no candy for Fez. No boobs for Fez. No happiness for Fez.

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Fez
Thu, May. 24th, 2007 11:26 pm

(Past Prompt) 31 - What makes you jealous and how do you deal with it?

My friends are wonderful. Each of them has at least one wonderful trait of which I am sometimes very jealous. It always is something that makes them very much who they are, and I wish that Fez could be a little more like them sometimes.

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Fez
Tue, May. 8th, 2007 01:45 pm

177 - Who has made you smile recently?

Hyde.

Oh, not because he is funny, although it can be very amusing to watch him punch Kelso in the arm or mock Eric, because I enjoy that very much. And not because he does something amusing himself, which has happened before, especially when he is very drunk.

No, Hyde made me smile by sitting down, and reaching into his pockets to take out a small plastic film canister and a lighter.

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Fez
Tue, Apr. 24th, 2007 11:01 pm

175 - Who's your best friend, and why?

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Fez
Thu, Apr. 12th, 2007 11:01 am

173 - Write a fan letter.

Dear Mr. Hugh Hefner,

My name is Fez and I live in Point Place, Wisconsin. I am a recent arrival in your country, and for many months I was amazed and awed simply by the wonderful luxuries Americans enjoy, from automobiles to indoor plumbing to restaurants that give you food without having to leave your automobile. Where I am from, so very much of what is taken for granted here would be considered magic.

And then, my friend Hyde lent me a copy of "Playboy".

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Fez
Tue, Mar. 27th, 2007 08:52 am

171 - What is the biggest mistake you've made in a relationship?

I allowed a woman to come between us once, and it is a lesson that has been burned into my mind forever. Never again shall any female cause a rift between myself and the best, most special relationship I have ever known... with a man. Kelso, I promise: never, ever again.

Her name was Suzy Simpson, and she was very beautiful. Suzy was a police cadet, and so was very forceful and assertive, both traits I find very, very sexy. I was instantly smitten by her pretty face, her long, luxurious red hair and the fact that she loved candy. I wanted very badly to date her, and in a generous step that was unlike the usual Kelso, my friend offered to help set me up with her.

Unfortunately, it turned out that Suzy had been seduced by Kelso's physical beauty and manly ways long before Fez entered the picture. On what was supposed to be our first date-- a shooting range, because who doesn't love a beautiful woman holding a long, heavy weapon, am I right?-- she instead wanted to be with Kelso.

I shut him out, sure that he had betrayed me. No matter where I went, Kelso was there, and so I was forced to turn my back on him again and again. It was very difficult, as I do not have many places I like to hang out.

Suzy came to realize what had happened and tried to help us make up. She recreated one of our most precious moments, a night at the Hub where we were both stunned to discover a giant tater tot in our basket. Eventually, upon learning that at the time, Kelso was expecting an illegitimate daughter and I was married to stay in the country, Suzy walked out on us both. (Saying that we were missing out on the fact that she did "things that American girls think is gross". Does anyone know what she means?)

Luckily, we realized it was for the best. I was never happier to have a man back in my life.

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Fez
Tue, Mar. 13th, 2007 02:28 pm

169 - Fragile

You should never hide things inside fragile objects.

Especially when the thing you are hiding is a bag full of... well, that's not important, right? And especially when the place you are hiding it is a vase, and that vase is in Jackie's parents' ski lodge, and you are not supposed to be in the ski lodge. And especially when the person doing the hiding is Kelso.

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Fez
Wed, Feb. 28th, 2007 03:21 pm

167 - Write about disappointment or disillusion.

There have been many dark days in the history of our little group of friends here in Point Place. There was the time Kelso fell from the water tower. And the other time Kelso fell from the water tower. And the other times he did that, too. There were the many times that Kelso and Jackie broke up. There were fights and arguments, and CandyLand monies stolen and people stuck in chimneys and old people dying. There was the long, long time when Fez did not get any.

But no days were darker than the year...

I am sorry, it is difficult to talk about.

The year that Eric and Donna were broken up.

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Fez
Mon, Feb. 12th, 2007 02:50 pm

165 - Night

It is difficult for me to decide what the greatest night of my life has been, so far. Of course, the very first answer that comes to mind is the night that I did it for the first time. Nina was my boss at the DMV, and my new girlfriend. And then, she became the first woman to at last break the bad kind of streak. (The good kind, of course, involves no pants and much running, but that's not the kind of streak I was on.)

But perhaps that is not a completely appropriate subject to discuss. A gentleman does not kiss and tell. Or do it and tell. At least not after he has told his friends. And the people he passes on the street on the way to his friends' house. Or the local newspaper. Ha, Fez is kidding. He did not tell the newspaper. And if he did, they did not want to run the story.

My other greatest night involved my other love, performing.

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Fez
Wed, Feb. 7th, 2007 11:10 am

164 - What are you waiting for?

I am waiting for people to finally get married already!

Someone has to! I mean, for goodness' sakes, look at them: Eric and Donna, Hyde and Jackie, even Kelso and Brooke. They're all couples. They are all happy. They are all doing it! (Especially Kelso and Brooke-- you know they are doing it because she is very sexy and she has already had his baby, and I hope that the baby does not inherit his dumb.)

So where are the weddings, already? Fez wants to party!

I want to dance to a bad wedding band that sings "How Deep Is Your Love" off-key, but still makes people cry. I want to choreograph your first dances, but maybe I should just do it for all of you, because you silly people are very bad at dancing, except for Jackie. I want to watch your relatives get drunk and be embarrassing, especially Bob.

I want to eat from a cold cut tray and shrimp cocktail brought by Bob for half-price because he "knows a guy", under a melting ice sculpture that doesn't look anything like a unicorn or a dolphin or Steven Tyler. I want the chewy roast beef and the rubbery salmon and the overcooked vegetables.

Most of all, I want bridesmaids! Hot, trampy bridesmaids so excited by being at a wedding that they will do it with the first single man they find. Fez wants to be that man.

So get on with it! Jeez!

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Fez
Tue, Jan. 30th, 2007 03:39 pm

163 - Hindsight is always 20/20

As it turns out, Point Place, Wisconsin is not a friendly environment to be wearing high heels. I do not know how Jackie manages to move so effectively in those things, as I had a terrible time of it. Falling off the roof did not help the situation.

Hmm. Perhaps Fez should explain.

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Fez
Wed, Jan. 24th, 2007 08:49 am

162 - I never thought I'd say this, but...

I do get a little homesick.

Please do not misunderstand. I love America. I do not ever want to leave. My friends tell me that one day the government may ask me to leave, but Hyde says that he will find a way to smuggle me into Canada, land of strange policemen in red costumes and cheap beer. He also promises that it will go much better than when I tried to be smuggled out of Canada.

I also love Point Place, and all of my friends. They are wonderful, and have introduced me to things like beer, and the circle, and wedgies (although I do not like that last one very much). I love Miss Kitty and Midge (especially parts of Midge) and Bob and even Red, when he is not being too mean.

And I love American food, like pizza and tacos and spaghetti and frankfurters and tater tots.

And I love beer.

Oh, and girls. I love American girls so much. I love them every chance I get, if you know what I mean.

But... No, screw that. I love it here. I don't ever want to go back to that measly little island ever again. That's what I meant to say.

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Fez
Thu, Jan. 11th, 2007 11:05 pm

Reply to this post, and I'll tell you one reason why I like you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the love.

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Fez
Tue, Jan. 9th, 2007 03:23 pm

160 - What song best describes your life?

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Fez
Thu, Jan. 4th, 2007 08:55 am

159 - Talk about one thing you hope to do in the upcoming year that you have never done before. It could be something significant or something trivial.

When I first thought of answers for this topic, I came up with a very long list of things. I asked Hyde to check it for spelling mistakes. He told me that most of what I wrote down was illegal in most of America and even saying that I would like to do them might get me deported. So, I had to think of something new.

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Fez
Tue, Dec. 19th, 2006 11:21 am

157 - What is your worst quality as a significant other?

Oh, that is very simple. I have needs.

I do not think you might understand. I have needs. Needs.

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